Saddam Hussein is being driven in his limo through a rural area when the chauffer runs into and kills a pig on the road. Saddam tells his chauffer to go to the nearest house and to tell them what happened and that they would pay the cost of the pig. So he goes over to the house and Saddam waits. An hour or so passes and the chauffer finally comes back.
"What took you so long?"
"Well, when I told them what you said, they all started celebrating. First they gave me a feast, and then they got me drunk and isisted that I sleep with their oldest daughter."
"What did you tell them?"
"Hello, I am Saddam Hussein's chauffer, and I have just killed the pig."
Sorry it's so long!