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Old 08-02-03, 05:26 PM   #24 (permalink)
Bryce Masuk
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LMFAO I AM HIGHLY OFFENDED You women didnt even get the best Flaw's of us "evil cheating bastid's"
The best things about being a man

Are leaning against the wall while taking a leak

When you talk there is no code at all it means what it means

there is no back stabbing we stab each other right in the face thank you

Guys cant be called "skanks or sluts" The more women you have sex with the more bragging you can do

you find the simplest things entertaining such as football and boxing or cat fights

You dont wear make up or do your hair if clothes smell clean they are clean

You dont need 10 pairs of shoes you have a new pair and a old pair

You dont shop the first thing the fits no matter how ugly or stupid it looks on you You buy it quickly and run to your car full speed

YOU DONT HAVE A PERIOD OR CHILDBIRTH however if you get a woman pregnate you will pay for it in B!tching

the end
"Far more crime and child abuse has been committed by zealots in the name of God, Jesus and Mohammed than has ever been committed in the name of Satan. Many people don't like that statement, but few can argue with it."
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