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Old 08-02-03, 03:43 PM   #16 (permalink)
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Originally posted by lilyskip
And IMHO, it makes fun of *guys* for being kind of inept morons ...
ooh that was harsh..Reasons it's great to be a guy:

1. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
2. Movie nudity is virtually always female.
3. A 5 day vacation requires only one suitcase.
4. You don't have to monitor your friends' sex lives.
5. Your bathroom lines are 80% shorter.
6. You can open all your own jars.
7. Old friends don't give a crap whether
you've lost or gained weight.
8. Dry cleaners and haircutters don't rob you blind.
9. When clicking through the channels, you don't have
to stall at every shot of somebody crying.
10. All your orgasms are real.
11. You don't have to lug a bag of useful
stuff around everywhere you go.
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