Oh yeah, well look out, MY ball python has many distinct, original markings that look just like olives with plimentos in the center!
Let's start the bidding at $500,000! Do I hear $500,000?
I just found homes for my 4 snake ladies: ball python, colombian boa, hogg isle boa, and a burmese. *sniff* How I miss them so...
How do I set my laser printer to 'stun'?