A Laugh For Lisa.....
Mother Superior instructs 2 nuns to paint a newly renovated room at the convent & insists they do not get any paint on their habits. The 2 nuns confer, lock the door, remove their habits & paint in their panties.
A knock comes at the door & the sisters ask who it is. Hearing the reply "Blind man", they open the door & a man enters.
"Nice t!t$", he says, "Where do you want these blinds ?"