Good redneck joke
A old kentucky farmer has just returned home from the city with a 24 piece puzzle after he finishes it he begins to talk to his neighbor about how how he finshed it in only 3 weeks His neighbor asks "Is that good?" he replys "Your Darn tootin its good on the box it says 2-4 years"
"Far more crime and child abuse has been committed by zealots in the name of God, Jesus and Mohammed than has ever been committed in the name of Satan. Many people don't like that statement, but few can argue with it."