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Old 07-10-03, 11:06 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Here's one for Lisa...

There once were two twin Boll Weevils. They had very different personalities. One was hardworking, the other lazy. One was social, the other a recluse.

The hardworking Weevil went to law school and became a rich, powerful, successful lawyer. He won almost every case, and was well respected.

The other weevil just sat at home eating potato chips until his mom kicked him out, so he got a job as a janitor.

He became known as the lesser of two weevils.
- Ken LePage
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