Just had to laugh! I am going to have few of those like minded individuals over here in about two hours.
The running joke around here is:
"What do you get when you get a room full of (insert town name here) residents together?
A full set of teeth!"
Meow,meow,meow, Cat-chow! Cease your flatulent winds and hear my mind-numbing expulsions of wicked noise....Grrr, Cheese!