LOL i've seen that list before i even counted how many were true (48) thats bad isn't it. lol
I do have more mice in my freezer than food. LOL
I like this one:
Your house was raided by the police after a tipoff from the electric company suspecting you of growing pot.
1.2 Bearded dragons (Login, Raven, & Jean Grey) 1.1.1 Corn snakes(Havoc,Sable, & Kink0 1.5 Leo's (Psyloke (Lucky-male) Speedball, Domino, Rouge, Siren, Elektra) 1.0 Veiled Chams (Neo), 0.1 Rose Hair T. (Night Crawler) 0.0.3 Crested Geckos (Shiva, Storm, Beast) 0.2 Kenyan Sand Boas (Tigra & Cloak)