All I have to say is...
FERRETS ARE EVIL I TELL YOU... EVILLLLLL!!!!! This one at Petland tried to rip my arm off, and continuously gnawed at it trying to kill me and rip me to shreads. I swear it was out there to get me!
But on the other hand, they're pretty cool... just... ummm... I try to watch out for the bitey little ones. They have this look in their faces, ya know... like they're gonna kill you. And you know it too... at least I do. I see it... it's in their eyes. Staring at you... haunting you... waiting for the right moment. TO ATTACK!!! And you never know until it happends...
Okay I must be tired, I'm going to bed.
Who are you callin' a freak?!