Woohoo! Okay Here's mine then:
"No! Not again! Why does it say paper jam when there is no paper jam! I swear to God one of these days I'm just going to kick this piece of **** out of the window."
Kate (Hahaha come on, you know you've all felt this rage at one point or another.)
Everytime that I look at myself I can't believe how awesome I am.
...The first rule of journalism is: Don't talk about journalism... or was that Fight Club?