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Old 04-29-03, 07:03 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Re: WOMEN....heeeheee

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Originally posted by beth wallbank
Had this sent to me, and oh man, is this true or what.....
Estrogen, Pregnancy and Women



"ESTROGEN ISSUES"

10 WAYS TO KNOW IF YOU HAVE "ESTROGEN ISSUES"

1. Everyone around you has an attitude problem.
2. You're adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet
3. The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans.
4. Your husband is suddenly agreeing to everything you say.
5. You're using your cellular phone to dial up every bumper sticker that
says: "How's my driving-call 1- 800-"
6. Everyone's head looks like an invitation to batting practice.
7. Everyone seems to have just landed here from "outer space."
8. You can't believe they don't make a tampon bigger than Super Plus.
9. You're sure that everyone is scheming to drive you crazy.
10. The ibuprofen bottle is empty and you bought it yesterday.

Oh god, if 8 out of 10 of these pertain to me, what does that mean. lol.
Thanks for the laugh Beth, needed that.
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