Can't take credit for it personally, it's been floating around the fax and email circuits for maybe a couple years now, going from one vet hospital to the next. I just ran across it again when doing a search for savannah monitor info on VIN. It was the only hit!
No idea who wrote it but any vet, tech or receptionist I ever met wishes s/he did.
Still can't figure out what a rock walder would be, though.....
The Zombie Mama is here!